imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle
"Ian, I’m not going to let you steal the Declaration of Independence.”
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it
Me: *comes out to friend*
Friend: *doesn’t believe me*
Me: I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Me: I came out here to have a good time and Im honestly feeling so attacked right now.