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high-vel0city:

I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.

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fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

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HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

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mellopwn:

The fucking cat finally got the cheeseburger.
We can all go home.
The internet is over.
dell:

Like bouncing llamas. 

OITNB Cast attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on August 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California

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satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

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hebihimehancock:

when youre drawing and something is wrong but you cant figure out what it is

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thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

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Thus began the rise of Aperture Science.

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ben-c:

jacquelineismylife:

ben-c:

"your gender is made-up!!”  ur right. ur so right. wow. guess what. so is yours. gender is a social construct. wow. shut the fuck up. wow.

It’s biological……

wow. shut the fuck up. wow.

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(Source: fitz-simmons, via riveralwaysknew)

[on expanding her career to become a film director] It is more satisfying. You are more of a participant in the conception. I like having control. I think I have the capability. I’m a storyteller and an artist and I love what I do. So I want to be part of it more and not just show up and say my lines.

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